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Sunday, February 27, 2011

Petua Tahan Lama...................

Sesuai untuk yang dah berkeluarga mahupun yang masih solo ...

Ewah ewah ewah... korang suka betul kalau bab-bab nak tahan lama

nie, ya?

Kat bawah nie ada petua untuk 'tahan lama'.

KELAPA PARUT

Untuk lebih tahan lama selama 2 tahun.

Belah kelapa dan ambik sebelah sahaja.

Gunakan sebelah pada 31 December 2003. Dan sebelah lagi pada 1

January 2004. Wah...tahan sampai 2 tahun kan? Amazing GresteQuer!!!

NASI/LAUK

Biar tahan lebih lama,

Jangan gunakan jari pasal jari korang ada bakteria.

Sebab tu lauk cepat basi. Ceduk la pakai sudu ke, sudip ke.

BARANGAN KEMAS TERUTAMA EMAS(ni orang melayu je)

Kalau untuk lebih 'tahan lama',

Bayarle...!!! zakat utk barang kemas tu atau pakai saja.

Barangan emas bila dah terlalu banyak, kena bayar zakat.

Kalau tak, tetiba hilang atau kena curi, padan muka korang, ha haa...

PAKAIAN.

Nak tahan lama

Jangan rendam dalam serbuk pencuci lama sangat elak guna washing

mach.

Jangan jemur bawah mentari terik elak guna bleach. Jangan bawa mandi

kat

beach. Gantung bila disimpan. Cuci guna air jeram/hujan. Jangan bagi

pinjam kat kawan!!!. Kalau nak tahan lagi lama PINJAMLAH BAJU

MEMBER...

....BAJU SENDIRI SIMPAN.

KERETA

Nak tahan lama.

Lepas beli, simpan kat garaj. tutup elok2. jangan bagi angin

masuk. jangan bagi abuk masuk. jangan bagi wap air masuk.

bayar loan bulan2. sampai abis loan. gerenti tahan lama.

KENYANG

Kalau nak tahan lama,

Tak payah berenti, makan je……

UMUR

Umur nak tahan lama?

Banyak kan senyum, jangan fikir semua masalah dan

jangan merokok!!! (bukan sebab rokok tu bukan bahaya tapi

bazirkan duit saja, kalau duit tak ada banyakkan lagi

masalah).

TIDUR

Nak tahan lama tak tidur malam

Rajin-rajinlah tidur siang.

HUBUNGAN

Bertahan lama dalam persahabatan/hubungan,

Jujur dan ikhlas je!!!!

Last word:

SELAMAT BERTAHAN LAMA...

...sentiasa terbuka dan rasional.

Sepuluh Sebab Cuci Motor Adalah Lebih Baik Dari Berkahlwat.

1. Cuci motor boleh dilakukan dalam rumah tanpa merasa malu dan bersalah.

2. Masa sedang asyik menggosok dada motor tak perlu tengok-tengok kiri kanan.

3. Motor tak merengek-rengek masa ia mula basah dan licin oleh sabun.

4. Boleh tangguh beberapa minit, pergi sambut telefon, makan nasi, pergi tandas, hisap rokok tanpa sesiapa yang tak puas hati.

5. Tak perlu pujuk-pujuk dan berjanji untuk bertanggung jawab sekiranya sudah lama tak mencuci motor.

6. Lepas cuci boleh naik dan henjut-henjut serta tunggang-tunggang dalam sebarang posisi tanpa emak atau JPJ tegur sekiranya belum dihidupkan enjin.

7. Tak perlu bersusah payah mencari tempat tersembunyi, depan rumah atau di stesyen minyak pun boleh.

8. Nak pancut air sepuas-puasnya dalam atau luar enjin tiada yang larang.

9. Nak buat setiap hari lagi digalakkan, malah dipuji oleh kawan-kawan. Majikan tidak akan memecat anda.

10. Jika kebetulan tok kadi dan ketua kampung melintas, anda boleh menegur dengan senang hati dan mempelawa mereka mencuci motor.

Siapa Paling Bodoh

Salman (bukan nama betul) pulang dari kerja satu petang dan terdengar

suara isterinya dalam bilik mengerang. Dia berlari naik ke bilik dan

melihat isterinya terlantar di katil berpeluh tanpa pakaian. "Kenapa ni

sayang?" tanya Salman. "I diserang sakit jantung", jawab isterinya. Salman

berlari ke bawah untuk menalipon doktor tapi belum sempat dia talipon,

anaknya yang berumur 5 tahun berlari datang dan berkata, "Papa, acik Lan

ada bawah katil ayah tak pakai suar." Salman mula naik angin dan naik

semula ke biliknya. Memang betul Roslan(pun bukan nama betul) jiran mereka

ada di bawah katil tanpa pakaian. Salman menarik Roslan keluar dan berkata,

"Lahanat kau Lan, isteri aku kena sakit jantung. Kau pulak

cuba menakutkan anak aku ye?"

Monday, February 21, 2011

Mentally Un-prepared

This morning, i went for an interview of a promotion post. Wallaaa weyy … frankly speaking, i’m not prepared for the exercise especially my mental (kapla otak) …….. this 3-4 fews gua too bz dgn my daily tasks … meeting sana, meeting sini, balik opis nk settle tasks yg dah raised dlm meeting …. lagi campur other assigments from my superior, my head …. kapla ku penuhh dgn coidng system2 yg gua handle ….. system A - coding nye !&@#&eee!@#^@$ …. system B - coding nye @YET!E!*#!@( ………. system C - JU#DJ*!^#*&!*@ ….

actually, otak gua penat …… mmg gua tak ready utk interbiu pg td …. sampai panel pon kater gua blur-blur …. gua actually dtg hentam saje utk interbiu tsb …. got no time utk studi benda’alah tu, benda’alah ni …. tgk a few members lain sempat jugak cari info something …. gua cam biasa, hentam saje ….

anyway, terpulang lahh …. dpt @ tak tu, tak kisah laa ….. kalu Tuhan kata ada rezeki, ada lahh …. kalo takde, takde lah … terima aje, nak wat apa serius pikir² lagi ………. byk lagi keje2 yg perlu di-settle kan....)): Apa2 pun gua nak balik..... gua nak balik………. challooooo.

Tau … tapi tak tau

1. Kita tau aper yang nak di makan, tapi tak tau aper yang akn jadi selepas di makn…

2. kita tau tiap2 bulan mintak duit kat mak bapak nak bayar course fee, tapi tak tau mak bapak kerja bagai nak rak… …

3. Kita tau nak awek yang lawa jer, tapi tak tau hati budi dia…

4. kita tau nak kawin jer, tapi tak tau aper erti perkahwinan, tu yang jadi macam2 masaalah..perceraian dan haruan makan anak…

5. Kita tau api tu panas dan boleh membakar, tapi tak tau api kat neraka lagi panas dan membakar…

6. Kita tau bawak anak orang pegi dating memang seronok, tapi tak tau family dia risau dan runsing tentang keselamtan anaknya…

7. Kita tau pandang orang buat maksiat, tapi tak tau plak nak pegi tegur yerlah takut kena pukul ye tak…

8. Kita tau nak korek keburukan orang lain, tapi tak tau nak nengok keburukan sendiri.

9. kita tau rokok tu membahayakan kesihatan, tapi tak tau plak nak berenti merokok…

10. kita tau nak surfing enternet, tapi tak tau kerja dah melambak tak settle lagi macam aku…

Dah Tak Ada Mood, aku hentam je.............

enjoy this tagging games ok … ini gua punyer just 4 fun je :

5 things in my bag/pouch:
- my wallet and handphone
- bank book & buku appointment my doc (ortho).
- rings & ketip kuku & skru driver kecik.
- lots of coins.
- money & rubbish (cam eaeb)

5 things in my wallet:
- IC, driver’s license, ATM cards, and rubbish ..
- photos of me.
- old bank receipts and rubbish
- money …. (ciput je dlm wallet)

5 favourite things in my bedroom:
- the 2nd TV & dvd player
- my PC with Celcom Broadband connection …!
- kipas berdiri.
- loceng bodoh @ dumb-bell (10 kg je)
- my old electric guitar ( bought on 2002 - sape nk beli ??? )

5 things I wish to do :
- nk beli D90 … nak shooting (kalo ada rezeki) ;p
- nak keje sendiri (no more 9-5 routine) … bile tu ??
- nak buat documentary-musical video clip, gua nak edit sendiri … :-))
- i wish to have a WISH.
- nak cutiiiiiiiiiiiiiii … & bercuti bersama family and go Berikan..........

5 things I’m doing now :
- googling.
- preparing reports utk di-type.
- thinking my coding solution.
- keep typing on this kiiy-board.
- Doing this tag, of course laa.

5 people I would like to tag

Cerita: “GEAR rosak”

Di sebuah bengkel membaiki motosikal milik Ah Seng.

Pak Cik : Ah Seng, hang tolong tengok motor aku. Aku baru beli bulan lepas, dah mula rosak.
Ah Seng : Aiyaa…Ini balu punya motosikal, sudah kasi losak ka.
Pak Cik : Ya la, Ah Seng. Talak guna punya tawkeh kedai jual motor. Dia bikin tipu la Ah Seng.
Ah Seng : Kenapa lu kata itu macam?
Pak Cik : Ini motor ada EMPAT gear, baru satu bulan aku guna GEAR SATU dan rosak.
Ah Seng : Kenapa lu guna satu gear sahaja.
Pak Cik : Hang pun nak tipu aku jugak ke… Kalau guna semua gear nanti semua gear akan rosak. Jadi aku guna satu je gear sebulan …
Ah Seng : Guna satu gear saja satu bulan ka …
Pak Cik : Ya la … pergi baiki gear satu dulu. Gear dua aku nak guna tahun depan….!!!

How to become a good programmer.................

At ReliSource, many of the times I am involved in the hiring process and need to take several interviews per week/month. Over the last two years, I’m observing one unfortunate truth which is: Bangladesh is lacking enough skilled programmers. Some people have talked about this issue previously and I think it’s time to take some real steps to improve the situation so that we do not face a disaster in the near future.

I’m putting some suggestions here for the fresh graduates and the college freshmen on how to become a good programmer.

In my own definition, a fresh graduate good/skilled programmer should have the followings:

1. Strong skill of one or more good languages like C++, Java and C#.

Must have strong skills with control structures. Don’t mess up if you’re asked to print out triangle or other shaped piles of ‘x’s with loops.

Must have strong skills with recursion. You must know how to transform a looped task into a recursive one and vice versa, for example: multiplication using addition recursively.

If your language is C/C++, you must know how to play with pointers and references.

Understand pass by value and reference.

Clearly understand scopes and memory allocation, de-allocation. Know when a object is destroyed and when to destroy.

Know the usage of all operators including bit-wise ones.

2. In-depth knowledge of OOP.

Only being able to write classes and doing encapsulation and inheritance is not what you should call good OOP.

Clearly understand how function overloading, overriding, polymorphism works.

Clearly understand how constructor/destructor (if any) works with inheritance.

Clearly know the difference and use of Interfaces and Abstract classes.

Know how to overload operators. Why and how copy constructor is defined/used.

3. Know common data structures

At least know the common data structures like stack, queue, linked list, doubly linked list (know circular version of all of them) and trees.

Be a skilled implementer of any of those, have clear concept of how push, pop, add, delete, peek etc method works on those data structures.

4. Know most common algorithms well

You don’t need to memorize pseudo codes line by line but you need to have clear concept of most common algorithms of sorting(bubble, quick, merge, heap, bucket, etc), searching (including DFS, BFS), etc.

As a fresher you must know their time and space complexities, pitfalls and improvements (if any).

5. General computing concepts:

Know processes and threads, how are they related to each other, how to program them, etc.

Understand TCP/IP: Don’t think it’s only the network administrator’s task to understand TCP/IP. All programmers ever doing any network or web programming should have clear TCP/IP concepts and understanding.

6. Be skilled in debugging in IDEs:

Be skilled in any or many of Visual Studio/Visual Studio.Net, Eclipse, Netbeans, KDevelop, etc.

Know how to debug your code.

7. Have basic knowledge of Software Engineering and SDLC.



Some advice for college freshmen:

(1) Start with C++ or Java, avoid starting with scripting languages:

(2) If you’re learning programming for the first time, avoid starting with scripting or loosely typed languages like: PHP, ASP, Perl, etc or Visual Basic. It may destroy your understanding of program execution, data types, memory allocation, etc.

(3) Start with C++ or Java. If you want to me to be specific, start with C++, you’ll love it for the rest of your life.. It’ll be easier for you to learn (almost) any other language (like: C#, PHP, ASP, etc).

(4) If you ask, do you need to know C to start with C++? Or should you learn C first and then C++? C definitely helps a lot for learning C++ but it’s not necessary to start with C.

(5) If you want to be good programmer, keep on coding at least 20 hours a week for next 4 years :).

Never stop learning new technologies that are coming out everyday.

Know somethings of many things but be master of one. Know at least one language very well.

Good luck.